Yarr! A monstrous disaster in Haiti hath claimed 1,500 souls in fierce pirate skirmishes, aye!
2024-03-28
Arrr, the United Nations be soundin' the alarm, mateys! They be sayin' poor governance and the rise of scurvy gang violence be bringin' state institutions to the brink of Davy Jones' locker. Avast, it be a dire situation indeed! Aye, pass the rum, ye scallywags!
Arrr, me hearties! The United Nations be speakin' o' troubled waters and rough seas ahead! Poor governance be like a leaky ship, lettin' water in faster than we can bail it out. The state institutions be like a mast in a storm, ready to snap at any moment!And as if that weren't enough, the scallywags and rapscallions in the gangs be causin' chaos and mayhem wherever they go. They be like a pack o' hungry sharks circlin' round our ship, ready to strike at any moment!
But fear not, me fellow buccaneers! We be sailin' through these treacherous waters together, with our wits and our swords at the ready. We be showin' those landlubbers what true pirate spirit be all about!
So hoist the Jolly Roger high, me hearties, and let's show these scallywags and scurvy dogs that we be the true masters of the sea! Arrr!