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"Arrr, matey! A scaldin' heat wave be showin' our salty seas be hotter than a wench’s kiss!"

2024-12-01

Arrr, matey! A scorcher off California's shores be a right curious thing a decade past! But as the briny deep warms, this heat wave be but a wee peek into the fiery future! Blimey, me parrot might just melt!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the scaldin’ sun and the cursed sea! Ten years past, we be laughin’ at a heat wave off the Californy coast, thinkin’ it be naught but a peculiar jest of Mother Nature. But lo and behold, the ocean be heatin’ up like a pot o’ gruel on a fiery stove! Aye, this be no mere freak o’ nature, but a forebodin’ peek into the future, savvy?

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