The Booty Report

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"Arrr, mateys! Monday's tale: Al-Assad took to the seas, while rebels be raisin’ the Jolly Roger in Syria!"

2024-12-09

Arrr! Hear ye, me hearties! The grand ol' Notre-Dame be swingin' her doors wide once more! Aye, after bein' shut tighter than a treasure chest, she be ready to welcome landlubbers and scallywags alike. Let the rum flow and the shanties sing, for the dame's back in the game!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale that’ll tickle yer timbers! The grand ol' dame of Notre-Dame, that fine lady of stone and spires, be throwin' a grand bash fer her grand reopening! Aye, after weatherin’ the fiercest tempest of flames and fury, she’s risen from the ashes like a phoenix, or maybe just a particularly stubborn seagull!

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