The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Elon Musk be raisin’ a tankard to the AfD captain fer steer’n Germany’s ship to victory! Avast, matey!"

2025-02-24

Arrr, the captain of the crew be sayin' she got the message after the scallywags of the AfD scored a mighty fine second place in the grand election seas—‘twas the finest treasure they ever claimed, I tell ye! Avast, a jolly good showin’ indeed!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of political mischief on the high seas of democracy! The captain of this here party ship, a fine lass indeed, be claimin’ she got wind of a mighty call after the scallywags of the AfD wrapped their hands round the silver coin of second place in the grand election duel. Aye, this be the best treasure they’ve dug up in their history, a true bounty for the rogues!

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