"Landlubber befriendin’ a shark whilst snap’n pics—now he’s handless, swimmin’ in the deep like a fishy ghost!"
2025-02-17
Arrr, a fair lass from the frosty north of Canada thought it clever to snap a pic with a toothy beast whilst splashin' in the azure waves of Turks and Caicos. But lo! The shark had a taste for hands, and now she’s a handless wench! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a Canadian lass who thought it wise to have a chinwag with a shark whilst snorkelin’ in the crystal waters of Turks and Caicos. On the seventh day of February, this brave soul, aged 55, took a gander at a six-foot beastie and thought, "What a grand selfie this’ll make!" Alas, the shark had other notions and took a fancy to her hands instead!With her husband’s heart poundin’ like a cannon, he dove in like a gallant swashbuckler to save his fair lady from the jaws of doom. Other landlubbers joined the fray to staunch the flowin’ crimson, but the damage was done—both her hands were sent to Davy Jones’ locker, and she was whisked away to a hospital faster than a ship in full sail.
In the aftermath, the beaches were closed tighter than a pirate’s treasure chest, but soon were reopened. The wise folk at the DECR warned all to keep their peepers peeled for beasts of the deep, swim only where safe, and for heaven’s sake, don’t try to feed the finned fellows! For in the waters of the deep, ye might just find a hungry critter lookin’ for a snack—preferably not yer appendages!