The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be tossin' a bone to China, givin' 'em a wee bit o' air to breathe, savvy?

2025-01-22

Arrr, whether it be through TikTok's jigs, devil's dust, or the barter o' booty, Beijing be lookin' fer a parley to buy a wee bit o' time to mend its saggin' treasure chest and sail smoother 'neath the global flag! Har har!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' ways of the great city of Beijing. Yonder land be lookin' to strike a deal, be it over that cursed TikTok, the wicked poison called fentanyl, or the treacherous tides of trade. Aye, they be wantin’ to huddle and whisper like a band of scallywags, hopin' to buy themselves some golden time to mend their leaky ship o' an economy!

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