The Booty Report

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Arrr! Turkey be cuttin' off trade with Israel due to Gaza miseries. Walk the plank, ye scallywags!

2024-05-03

Arrr matey! The suspension be in place until the land be showered with enough booty to satisfy the Turks. 'Tis a mighty long wait for them scallywags, but they be holdin' out for the treasure they be needin'!

Arrr me mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! Turkey be layin' down the law, demandin' that aid be allowed into the land afore they be liftin' the suspension. Ye heard right, they be holdin' out until they see enough loot bein' delivered to the people in need. No more shenanigans, no more delays, ye best be followin' orders or face the consequences!
They be talkin' about "uninterrupted and adequate" aid, none o' this half-hearted effort or measly scraps. Turkey be serious about helpin' those in distress, and they ain't gonna back down till they see results. So keep them supplies comin', keep them ships sailin', and maybe, just maybe, ye'll see the end of this suspension.
But mark me words, if ye try to cheat or deceive, if ye try to take advantage of the situation, Turkey will be watchin' like a hawk. So keep yer noses clean, me hearties, and do what needs to be done to get that aid flowin'. Let's help those in need and put an end to this suspension once and for all! Arrr!

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