Arrr! That scallywag Hamas be swappin’ numbers, claimin’ most lost be hearty men o’ fightin’ age! Har har!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! Fresh word from the briny deep reveals that heaps o' names be tossed from the Gaza graveyard scrolls! Even ol' Hamas be spillin' the beans that most souls lost be strappin’ lads aged 13 to 55! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round! 'Tis a tale of numbers and mischief from the treacherous seas of Gaza, where the scallywags of Hamas have been caught red-handed revisin' their casualty figures. It seems the dastardly crew has scrubbed away a whole heap o' names from their list of fallen, claimin’ a whopping 72% of the dearly departed be men aged 13 to 55—largely a band of hearty fighters! Aye, this be a far cry from their earlier yarns claimin’ more women and wee ones bit the dust. Enter Salo Aizenberg, the keen-eyed mate from HonestReporting, who uncovered this nefarious plot. He found that over 3,400 names, includin' more than a thousand wee lads, vanished from the list quicker than a ship in the night! The original figures, touted by the likes of the United Nations, now be lookin’ as fishy as a two-headed coin!As for the honchos at the International Criminal Court, they be tight-lipped, protectin' the integrity of their investigations like a pirate guards his treasure. Meanwhile, Aizenberg and another captain of analysis, David Adesnik, revealed that the casualty count be a right ol' mess, what with names disappearing faster than rum at a tavern! So there ye have it, mateys: a tale of deceit, misreportin’, and the true colors of a band o’ brigands!