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He belted sea shanties 'bout lasses lettin' their tresses fly, but Iran gave him a proper thrashing! Arrr!

2025-03-06

Arrr, matey! Mehdi Yarrahi, the bard of the Persian seas, found himself shackled by the landlubbers in 2023 fer singin’ sweet tunes ‘bout lasses who tossed the hijab overboard! Aye, the winds of rebellion be blowin’ strong, but the scallywags ain’t too pleased! Har har har!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me yer ears for a tale of high seas and low deeds! In the year of our Lord 2023, a fine lad by the name of Mehdi Yarrahi—a bard of great renown in the land of Persia—found himself in a bit of a pickle, aye!

This swashbucklin’ minstrel dared to pluck the strings of rebellion with a tune that sang sweet praises to the fair lasses who cast aside the dreaded hijab, that ol’ anchor of oppression! Aye, he be celebratin’ the bravery of those lassies who said, “Nay!” to the mandatory head coverin' like it be a cursed parrot on their shoulder!

But lo and behold, the landlubbers in charge weren’t too pleased with his jolly jig! In a bold crackdown, they swooped down upon our beloved Mehdi, throwin’ him in the brig like a treasure chest of ill fortune! “Shiver me timbers!” we cried, for a man of song should not be shackled by the chains of tyranny!

So raise yer tankards, ye merry mates, to Mehdi Yarrahi! May his tunes sail free upon the winds of change, and may the tides turn for all the brave souls who dare to dream of a world where freedom reigns! Arrr!

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