Arrr, matey! The old sea dog’s kin be sayin' the Dems’ chatter 'bout the ISIS scallywag’s capture be a right ruckus!
2025-03-05
Arrr, the father o' brave Marine Jared Schmitz, sent to Davy Jones by a scurvy ISIS-K scallywag, be mightily miffed! Those Democrats, not givin' a hearty cheer for the capture of the knave, be makin' his blood boil like a pot o' grog! A right jolly mess, I say!
Aye, gather 'round, ye scallywags! A tale of tragedy and fury in the realm of the high seas o' politics be told! Mark Schmitz, father o’ brave Marine Jared, who met his doom in a vile ambush by the dastardly ISIS-K, be raisin' his voice against the lackluster response of the Democrats when news came that one of the fiends behind the attack was finally nabbed! Arrr, it be a right shame!In the grand halls of Congress, President Trump shouted to the masses about the capture of the villain Mohmmad Sharifullah, the scoundrel who plotted the deadly attack that took the lives of 13 valiant souls and many poor Afghan folk. Yet, only a smidge of Democrats rose to cheer, which left Schmitz feelin' like a shipwrecked sailor on a deserted isle—insulted and angry! "This be no matter for politics!" he roared. "This be about our brave lads!”
With a heavy heart, the father be vowin' to honor his son by settin' sail on a noble quest to establish "freedom camps" for weary veterans, a refuge to heal and find camaraderie. Each camp be a tribute to the thirteen brave souls lost, with hopes high and spirits fierce! So let it be known, the tides may turn, and justice sails on the horizon!