Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be cookin’ up six mighty bombs with their shiny uranium, says the UN spyglass!
2025-02-26
Arrr matey! The IAEA be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Jolly Iranians be cookin’ up heaps o’ uranium, enough to make six mighty boomsticks! Blimey, I’d rather be countin’ me doubloons than facin' a nuclear storm on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of Jerusalem! The scallywags at the U.N.’s Atomic Energy Agency be proclaiming that the crafty Iranians have brewed up a mighty stash of uranium fit for six atomic bombs! Aye, and they be makin’ no headway in settlin’ their pesky issues, arrr!Their General, Ebrahim Jabbari, be shoutin’ grandiose threats like a parrot on a pirate ship, sayin’ they’ll turn Israel into a pile o’ rubble! Meanwhile, our brave U.S. ambassador nominee, Mike Huckabee, warns that these landlubbers be crazier than a one-eyed dog on a sinking ship! He claims they be eyein’ not just Israel as the starter platter, but the good ol’ U.S. of A. as the main course!
Trump be casting his mighty shadow again, reinstating his “maximum pressure” tactics to keep the Iranians from gettin’ their grubby paws on nuclear weaponry while they fund their band of misfits, like Hezbollah! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, and the call for strength be clearer than a lighthouse in a storm!
So, hoist the sails, and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the seas be fraught with danger, and this tale be far from over! Arrr!