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Arrr! Israel be sendin' cannonballs to Yemen, takin' aim at them scallywag Houthis, says the IDF! Avast!

2024-12-26

Arrr, the Israel Defense Forces be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, takin’ credit for a ruckus o' airstrikes in Yemen! They be sayin’ it’s all aimed at the Houthi's shiny war machines. Aye, the seas be wild, but the pirates be laughin’ at the landlubbers' squabbles!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a ruckus in the far-off lands of Yemen, where the Israeli lads have unleashed their cannons upon the dastardly Houthi scallywags! Aye, they claimed the skies with a mighty series o’ airstrikes, targetin’ the ol’ Sana’a International Airport and other hidey-holes where these ruffians plot their mischief.

Arrr! The Israel Defense Forces be claimin’ these strikes were aimed at the Houthi brigands’ military contraptions, used fer their nefarious deeds against the brave lads o’ Israel. The Houthis, they be launchin’ more than 200 missiles and 170 drones at Israel, blusterin’ about like pirates on the high seas, tryin’ to enforce their embargo and sink merchant ships crossin’ the Red Sea.

Just the other day, a rogue projectile from Yemen struck near Tel Aviv, givin’ mild injuries to 16 unsuspectin’ souls! A rare miss by the famed Israeli defenses, akin to a pirate missin’ the broadside of a barn! Israeli captains be vowin’ to plunder the Houthi strongholds and send their leaders to Davy Jones' locker if the attacks don’t cease. So, hoist the flag o’ retaliation, for the seas be churnin’ with the storm of war! Yarrr!

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