Arrr! Prince Harry be takin’ gold, as Murdoch’s scallywags be beggin’ pardon for their wild tales! Har har!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Rupert Murdoch’s scallywag crew at News Group be offerin’ young Harry a hearty “sorry” fer their misdeeds at The Sun. They be shellin’ out a treasure chest of doubloons in damages! Aye, the tides of justice be turnin’ for the lad!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the far reaches of the landlubber world, where a certain scallywag named Rupert Murdoch, the captain of the News Group Newspapers, found himself in a right pickle! Aye, 'tis true—this old seadog mustered up a hearty “unequivocal apology” for the unlawful goings-on aboard The Sun newspaper. It seems them ink-slingers had been engaging in some shifty dealings, and the winds of justice blew fierce upon 'em!Now, what be this? Our fair prince, Harry, found himself at the center of this stormy affair! With a flick of his quill, he claimed his due, and lo! The Murdoch crew agreed to pay a chest o' substantial doubloons in damages! Aye, it be a sight to behold when the greedy pirates of the press must hand over the booty for their misdeeds!
So here we be, me hearties, chucklin' at the thought of a mighty media mogul bowin' low and apologizin' for his unscrupulous antics. It be a fine day for fair winds and smooth sailing, as justice served up a hearty meal to those who thought they be above the law! Raise yer tankards and toast to Harry, the prince who showed those landlubbers what fer!