Arrr! The prosecutors be wantin' Sarkozy to swab the deck for seven long years over that Qaddafi treasure!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! That scallywag of a French captain be already caught in a few sticky situations, but takin' treasure from old Qaddafi’s crew be the most shameful barnacle on his legacy, aye! His ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in Davy Jones’ locker!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ treachery on the high seas o’ politics! Once there was a scallywag, a former French captain o’ the ship o’ state, who found himself caught in a storm o’ scandal. Aye, this heartie had been convicted before, but the most infamous blow to his good name came from a dark and murky harbor known as Qaddafi's Cove!Ye see, this rascal be accused o’ takin’ illegal treasures—nay gold doubloons, but campaign funds from the notorious Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi, a tyrant who ruled like a ship without a captain! The pirate captain thought he could sail his ship smoothly, but alas, the weight o’ that cursed bounty dragged him down to Davy Jones’ locker, tarnishing his legacy like barnacles on a fine vessel.
Now, ye might think he’d learn his lesson, but oh no! This scamp parleyed with danger, and now the seas be whisperin’ tales o' his misdeeds. So heed this warning, ye landlubbers, for in the murky waters o’ politics, one be best not to sail too close to the shores o’ suspicion or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Arrr!