Arrr! Zelensky be shoutin’, “Ukraine be wantin’ a jolly quick peace, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!”
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Ukraine be sayin' they’d take a month’s breather, but the landlubbers be doubtin’ if them scallywags from Russia would play fair. Thar be more trust in a kraken than in a Russian promise, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale from the treacherous seas of diplomacy! ’Twas Ukraine, the brave sailor, who raised the Jolly Roger and declared a cease-fire, aye, a 30-day truce that be soundin’ like a fair wind for a change. But, lo and behold! The good folk of Ukraine be suspicious as a parrot eyein' a cat, wonderin' if the scallywags from Russia would follow suit. They be thinkin’, “Arrr, can we trust the dastardly crew from the east?”