"Arrr! A squall o' mischief shook Estonia! Blame be on the scallywags from Russia, say the landlubber officials!"
2024-12-05
Arrr! A band o' scallywags found guilty o' makin' mischief at the orders o' them sneaky Russian sailors, say the lawmen on Thursday! The rascals were caught paintin' mustaches on the Queen's portrait and such! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of law and order! It seems a band o' scallywags found themselves in a right pickle, convicted fer their mischief on the high seas o' vandalism, all at the command of Russia’s sneaky military intelligence! Arrr, what a crew o' lubbers!Prosecutors, those landlubberly types, be spillin' the beans on this jolly band of ruffians who thought they could dance 'round the law like barnacles on a ship’s hull. But nay, the long arm o' justice be reachin' out to grab 'em! They carried out small acts of sabotage, thinkin' they could outsmart the keen eye of the crown. Aye, but they be mistaken, for the law be more steadfast than a ship's anchor!
These wise fools be as clever as a three-legged crab, takin’ orders from the shadowy depths of military mischief! So, let this be a lesson to ye, mates: when ye hear the call of the sea, make sure it ain’t from the brigands of foreign lands! Or ye might find yerselves swingin' from the yardarm, singin' a shanty of regret! Yarrrr!