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Arr, a fearsome explosion did strike the Russian-grabbed lands of Donetsk, Ukraine, as told by the officials.

2024-01-21

Arr, the scoundrels in Donetsk, favoring Moscow's ilk, claim 25 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, with 20 more left wounded. Yarrr, 'tis a confounding task to reckon which scurvy dogs be responsible for this strike!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I've got some news from the 17th century seas! In the land of Donetsk, them pro-Moscow authorities be claimin' that 25 souls were sent to Davy Jones' locker, with another 20 poor souls wounded. Aye, 'tis a sad tale, but here be the twist, me mateys, we can't be sure who fired the shot!

Now, me lads and lasses, ye might be wonderin', how can this be? Well, the truth be told, it be a tricky situation. No independent witness could confirm which side be pullin' the trigger. Was it them landlubber rebels or the loyalist scallywags? 'Tis a mystery, me hearties!

But let me tell ye somethin', me hearties, this be no ordinary tale of woe. Nay, 'tis a story that be crackin' me up! Can ye imagine it? Two sides, both claimin' the other be responsible! It be like two pirates fightin' over the same treasure and neither of 'em knowin' which one buried it!

Arr, it be a mad world we be livin' in, me mateys. Wars and battles, all fought with no one takin' responsibility for their actions. One side be blamin' the other, and the other side be blamin' right back! 'Tis like a never-endin' game of pass the cannonball!

So, me hearties, raise yer glasses to these landlubbers in Donetsk! May they sort out their differences and find the scurvy dog responsible for this mess. And in the meantime, let us enjoy a good laugh at their expense, for 'tis a tale fit for a jolly roger!

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