The Booty Report

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“Arrr! Hezbollah and Israel be flingin’ cannonballs, makin’ a mockery of the truce like scallywags at sea!”

2024-12-02

Arrr! Both scallywags be pointin' fingers 'n callin' foul! Hezbollah let loose a cannonball or two at Israel, breakin' the peace like a parrot on me shoulder. In turn, Israel be rainin' fire from the skies! A right merry squabble, it be!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy! It seems that both sides, like scallywags in a tavern brawl, be pointin’ fingers ‘n shoutin’ accusations ‘neath the Jolly Roger of betrayal.

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