Arrr! The scallywags downed another flying contraption whilst the Trump crew keeps blastin’ away like madmen!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! The scallywags known as the Houthis be takin' down yet another U.S. Reaper drone, makin' it a trifecta o' destruction since early March! A fine show o' marksmanship, I say! Avast, those landlubbers be givin' us a right merry chase!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high-flying contraptions and scallywags in Yemen! The crafty Houthis, those landlubbers, have downed yet another of the U.S. MQ-9 Reaper drones, makin' it the third in a merry little spree since the third of March. Aye, it seems them rebels be more skilled at takin' down drones than a sailor at drinkin' rum!While our fine U.S. Navy be bombin' the skies like a stormy sea for twenty days, the news from the Trump administration be as quiet as a ship lost in fog. No press briefings, just whispers in the wind. But fear not, for Trump himself has boldly declared to the Houthis, “Stop shootin' at us and we’ll stop shootin' at ye!” A fine offer, if ye ask me!
The State Department, not to be outdone, hath slapped sanctions on those shady financiers supportin' the Houthi crew, who be likened to pirates armed with the latest gadgets from Iran. And let’s not forget, these drones cost a pretty penny, about thirty million doubloons each! With the U.S. havin’ 230 of ‘em in their fleet, I reckon they’ll be needin’ a new strategy before they be spendin’ all their treasure!
So there ye have it, mateys! A grand tale of drones, drama, and diplomacy on the high seas of Yemen! Arrr!