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Arr! North Korea be holdin' a landlubber Yank after he crossed their border without permission.

2023-07-18

Arrr, this matey be the first bloke from the Americas to be nabbed by them North Korean scallywags since Bruce Byron Lowrance got himself caught for a whole month back in 2018, after sneakin' into their land from China.

Arrr, me mateys! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of a gallant service member who found himself in a mighty fine pickle. This young lad, he be the first of his kind to be captured by the scallywags of North Korea since a certain Bruce Byron Lowrance got himself nabbed for a whole month back in 2018. Now, how did this brave soul end up in such a sticky situation? Let me spin ye a yarn, me hearties!

Picture this, me fellow pirates: our valiant matey, he be sailin' his ship near the treacherous shores of China, mindin' his own business. But alas, his compass must've been playin' tricks on him, for he found himself wanderin' into forbidden waters. Aye, ye guessed it right! He be endin' up in the clutches of them North Korean landlubbers!

Now, ye may be wonderin', why didn't this bloke just turn the ship around and head for freedom? Well, me buckos, it be easier said than done when ye be facin' the might of the North Korean navy. They caught him red-handed, or should I say, red-sailed!

So there he was, our poor matey, locked up like a bird in a cage, far from the shores of his beloved America. But fear not, me hearties, for his tale doesn't end here! We don't know yet what fate awaits this brave soul, but let's hope the winds of luck blow in his favor.

As we raise our grog-filled tankards and toast to his courage, let's hope that this young swashbuckler will return to the land of freedom soon. May he escape the clutches of those North Korean scoundrels and set sail back home to his loved ones. Until then, let's keep him in our thoughts and prayers, and hope that his misadventure will be naught but a distant memory.

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