The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lawmakers be brawling and landlubbers be protesting in Taiwan, arrr!

2024-05-28

Avast ye scallywags! The loyal hearties of President Lai Ching-te be raisin' a ruckus over them scurvy dogs in the opposition tryin' to hornswoggle 'is authority! A pox on their black hearts, be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Them landlubbers in the opposition be tryin' to tie the hands of our gallant President Lai Ching-te! Aye, they be wantin' to pass amendments that would strip him of his rightful authority!
But fear not me hearties, for the supporters of our noble leader be takin' to the streets in protest! They be raisin' their voices and showin' their solidarity in the face of such treachery!
Let us stand with our President, me fellow buccaneers, and show those scurvy dogs in the opposition that we be standin' strong against their tyrannical ways! We be fightin' for our freedom and the right to be governed by the one we elected!
So raise the Jolly Roger and let our voices be heard across the seven seas! We be standin' firm in our support of President Lai Ching-te, and we won't be lettin' those landlubbers take away his authority without a fight!

Read the Original Article