Arrr, matey! Biden's fixin’ to hurl $725M of cannon fodder to Ukraine ‘fore Trump takes the captain’s chair!
2024-12-02
Arrr, mateys! The Biden crew be spillin' the beans on a treasure trove of $725 million worth o' bang-bangs fer Ukraine, just a hair's breadth before President-elect Trump sails into the captain's seat! Aye, what a time to be swappin' cannonballs!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spoutin' tales of the Biden crew unveil'n a bounteous treasure o’ $725 million in weaponry destined for the valiant folk of Ukraine! Aye, this be happenin' just a hair's breadth before the return of the notorious President-elect Donald Trump to the high seas of the White House!Within this grand package, ye'll find anti-tank cannons, artillery, and a flock of drones, all aimed at slowin’ down them pesky Russian scallywags in the Kursk region. Arrr, Trump and his trusty first mate JD Vance have been loud as a cannon blast, bemoanin' Biden's support for the Ukrainians since the invasion began in 2022. Trump claims he’ll end this ruckus before even settlin' into his captain's chair!Yet, here’s the rub, mateys—he's yet to share his grand scheme! Vance suggested givin' land back to the Russians, a proposal that made the bold Ukrainian captain, Zelenskyy, scoff like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!Meanwhile, Ukraine be callin' on the great NATO crew to hoist them aboard their ship! They be claimin’ that joinin' the alliance be the answer to fend off Russia's nefarious ways, especially with North Korean buccaneers joinin' the fray. So, hoist the flags and let’s see how this mately scuffle unfolds!