Arrr! China be settin' free three scallywags wrongfully shackled, says the White House, matey! A fine jolly jest, that!
2024-11-27
Arrr, me hearties! Be hearin’ the news! China be tossin’ back three landlubber Americans who be wrongfully shackled! Aye, the Council o’ National Security be spillin’ the beans! Just in time fer rum and raucous revelry, I say! Avast ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of three scallywags, Mark Swidan, Kai Li, and John Leung, who escaped the treacherous clutches of the People’s Republic of China! Aye, the White House be raisin’ the flag of victory as these poor souls, wrongfully locked up, be sailin’ back to their kin!Mark Swidan, a landlubber from Texas, set sail for China in search of fine flooring for his construction ventures but found himself in a storm of trouble. Accused of bein' in league with drugs—though the U.N. swore he be innocent! A true case of mistaken identity, like a pirate wearin’ a parrot’s feathers.
Then there be Kai Li, whisked away straight from the plane, all ‘cause he ventured to pay respects to his mother. And let’s not forget John Leung, who got caught in the web of espionage while helpin’ the needy! A true tale of woe, aye! But thanks to the brave efforts of our diplomats, they be comin’ home, with families awaitin’ like shipmates on the shore!
So raise a mug of grog for these brave souls, for their misadventures turned into a tale of triumph over tyranny! Arrr, let the winds of freedom blow strong!