Arrr, Vance sails to Greenland fast, but 'tis a land that be wishin' he’d just take a long walk off a short plank!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! Vice Captain JD Vance's jaunt to that isle Trump be keen on "snatchin'" be less grand than the White House's grand scheme! One Greenlander be shoutin', "He ain't welcome here!" Aye, the scallywag's got more cold shoulders than a kraken in a blizzard!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of Vice President JD Vance, who set sail to a distant isle that the grand captain, President Trump, be wishin' to lay claim upon. Aye, it be a voyage less grand than the original White House scheme, as the winds of fortune shifted and the plans were trimmed like a tattered sail!