Arrr, Trump be called to face the scallywags o' Iran, freein' Christians from their bilge-rat tyranny!
2025-02-16
Avast, ye landlubbers! It seems the scallywags o' Iran be tightenin' their grip on the goodly Christians! Just this month, they’ve tossed two blokes back into the brig fer bein’ faithful. Talk about a rough tide fer those devoted souls! Arrr, it be a treacherous sea indeed!
Ahoy mateys! It be reported that the land o' Iran be settin' sail on a new wave o' crackdowns against the goodly Christians among 'em. This month, two ol' sea dogs, Nasser Navard Gol-Tapeh and Joseph Shahbazian, who once roamed free after six long years in the brig, have found themselves shackled once more in the treacherous Evin Prison.These brave souls be fightin' the good fight, with Gol-Tapeh even goin' on a hunger strike, claimin' the dastardly regime be actin' unlawfully! Aye, it seems the scallywags in power are mighty threatened by the rise of Christianity, especially when it be led by the fairer sex! Their fear be that converts be underminin' their precious Islam, so they throw 'em into the clink, treatin' 'em worse than a crew of mutineers!
Experts be callin' for the U.S. to hoist the flag of human rights and shine a light on the dark deeds occurin' in that land. The situation be bleaker than a stormy night at sea, with many a Christian still languishin' in the holds of the Iranian regime. So, as we sail the seas of life, let us remember these brave souls, fightin' for their right to believe! Yarrr!