"Old sea dog from NATO be throwin' shade on Captain Trump: 'He ain't no matey no more!'"
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Hollande be sayin’ that Trump and his crew be no longer shipmates! A storm brews o’er the horizon, and a U.S.-Europe divorce be a’comin’! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye the tale spun by the former French captain o’ state, François Hollande, who be makin’ waves about the notorious landlubber, Donald Trump! In a parley with Le Monde, Hollande declared that the Trump crew be no longer allies, as the scallywag be makin’ shady pacts with foes and castin’ Europe aside like a rotten fish!He be sayin’ that Trump thinks only the U.S., Russia, and China be the mighty trifecta while Europe be but a distant memory. Hollande warns of a potential split, callin’ out Trump for his jabberin’ at Ukraine's Zelenskyy and cozyin’ up to the villainous Putin. Talk about a real pirate betrayal, eh?
As for NATO, Hollande be suggestin' they prepare for the day when Trump might forget the code that binds them all as one! Aye, this be a call to arms for the alliance, lest they find themselves adrift in troubled waters without their captain’s favor.
Yet, despite Hollande's jibes, Trump be holdin’ parley with the new French captain, Emmanuel Macron, talkin’ progress in the Ukraine fray. Macron be a savvy sort, claimin’ friendship with Trump while pledgin’ to bolster Europe’s defense. Aye, it be a mad saga of diplomacy on the high seas of politics!