Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail, plunderin’ Greenland and the Panama Canal with me hearties—by cannon or coin, savvy?
2025-01-07
Arrr! At a swashbucklin' hour-long chinwag at his treasure trove in Mar-a-Lago, the captain-elect spewed a jumbled heap o' grumblings, bellyaches, and tall tales fit for a scallywag! Yarr, what a merry jest it be!
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the shores of Florida, where the president-elect be holdin' court at his grand palace, Mar-a-Lago. With the sun settin' low and the sea breezes blowin', he hosted a confounded hour-long parley, spillin' forth a treasure chest of grievances, complaints, and a heap o' tall tales that'd make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow!