The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the judge be keepin' Trump’s scallywag scheme to sink U.S.A.I.D. on hold, like a ship lost at sea!

2025-02-13

Arrr, matey! Fer another week, the landlubber judge be holdin' tight to a decree, sendin' over 2,000 scallywags to the brig of administrative leave, while makin’ the overseas crew haul their sorry selves back! A fine mess, I say! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me ear, for I bring tidings from the court o' law, where judges be keepin' a tight grip on matters more tangled than a sea serpent's tail!

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