“Arrr! Those scallywag Houthis be claimin’ they’ve pelted our fine ships, aye! What a jolly jest, I say!”
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! Them scallywags known as the Houthis be strutting their stuff, claimin’ they took a swing at the USS Harry S. Truman and her warship mates in the Red Sea! A fine tale of mischief, but I reckon they be blowin’ hot air like a tempestuous gale!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! Those scallywag Houthi brigands from Yemen be claimin' they’ve unleashed a new assault upon the U.S. warships sailin' the treacherous waters of the Red Sea! Aye, they boasted in a missive that they had taken a shot at the grand USS Harry S. Truman and its fleet of sea-dogs!As the sun rose, the rascals crowed they'd sent forth their drones to strike a U.S. vessel and some Israeli landlubbers. But lo and behold, the U.S. military had already plucked their drones from the sky like ripe apples! Talk about a right jolly mix-up!
The tale grows more tangled than a sailor’s beard, with whispers of high-ranking officials spillin' their war plans in a chat, accidentally invitin’ a journalist to the party! Imagine the chaos as they yapped about plans for a mighty strike, like a crew discussin’ where to bury treasure!
With threats of “HELL WILL RAIN DOWN” upon the Houthis, ye’d think the seas would be boilin’! Yet, the scoundrels declared they be ready to meet force with force! Aye, the winds of war be blowin’, and it seems the pirate code of “no evidence” be in full effect! So, hoist the sails and brace for what comes next in this wild sea adventure!