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Arrr! The Eiffel Tower be claimin' the Olympic rings for good, says the mayor—like a parrot on me shoulder!

2024-08-31

“Arrr, I be wantin’ those two scallywags to stay hitched, aye!” belched Mayor Anne Hidalgo o’ Paris in a chat with the ink-slinger. “Nothin’ like a fine pair o' landlubbers swappin’ grog and love on the high seas o’ matrimony!”

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the fair city of Paris, where Mayor Anne Hidalgo, a lass with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, declared in a newspaper, “I want the two to remain married!” Aye, ye heard it right! It be not a treasure map she be speakin’ of, but rather the union of two souls caught in the tempestuous sea of love.

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