Arrr, Trump be milkin' them Euro mates like a prize cow, bleedin’ gold from their pockets!
2025-04-05
Arrr, President Trump be swingin' his cutlass at the trans-Atlantic crew, demandin' gold doubloons for cannons and throwin' tariffs like cannonballs! Methinks he be tryin' to sink the ship of alliances, all while laughin' like a scallywag! Aye, what a jolly rogue he be!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be spoutin' tales o' the grand captain Trump, a tempestuous leader of these here United States! Aye, this rogue has set his sights on the fair alliances across the briny deep, threatenin' to split the great trans-Atlantic crew like a ship’s hull in a storm!