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Arrr, matey! A scallywag report says over 300 landlubbers bit the dust in Syria's ruckus! Blimey, what a mess!

2025-03-08

Arrr, matey! Over 400 souls have met Davy Jones 'neath the waves, clashin' ‘twixt the new captain's crew and the scallywags of the old regime, claims the lookout from the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. A right ruckus, it be!

Arrr, matey! A scallywag report says over 300 landlubbers bit the dust in Syria's ruckus! Blimey, what a mess!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of tusslin' 'twixt the scallywags of the new regime and the ol' sea dogs of the deposed crew! Aye, the furious fracas be claimin' the lives of over 400 souls, as reported by the ever-watchful eye of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, or as I like to call 'em, the landlubbers' lookout!

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