Arrr, matey! Trump be sendin’ the migrants scurrying like rats from a sinking ship!
2025-03-16
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Trump’s hoistin’ the Jolly Roger, twistin’ the arms of them landlubbers, and sendin’ his sea dogs to the U.S.-Mexico line! He be tossin’ long-held rules overboard like a barrel of rum! A right merry mischief, I say! Avast, what a scallywag!
Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the ruckus at the U.S.-Mexico border! Aye, it be none other than Captain Trump, that scallywag, who’s takin’ the helm and settin’ sail on a course most tempestuous. With a flair for strong-arming those regional chaps, he be wieldin’ military might like a cutlass in a tavern brawl!