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Arrr! French matey claims an ultra-left scallywag be nabbed for raiding the iron road in a sabotage hullabaloo!

2024-07-29

Arrr! French landlubbers be havin' a scallywag nabbed fer trespassin' a choo-choo yard on Sunday! As the hunt fer fiery mischief-makers plunders on 'fore the grand Paris games, this knave thought he’d be a railway roamer—aye, what a foolish swab!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round and hear the tale of a ruckus in the land of France! Gérald Darmanin, the Interior Minister, declared on a fine Monday that an “ultra-left activist” was nabbed after breaking into a railway site. Just days before the grand Paris Olympics, some scallywags had set fire to trains, causin' chaos for nearly a million passengers! Arrr!

Our lad was caught red-handed with tools of treachery: cutting pliers, universal keys, and questionable literature. A train conductor saw some shady figures near a railway cabinet, and upon returnin' for his vessel, our suspect was promptly detained for a good ol' questioning! But alas, the connection to the fiery deeds remains as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker.

Darmanin warned that the sabotage was executed with precision, suggestin' a devious plan was afoot! The cables that guide train conductors were cut, and the same crew might be behind it all! Meanwhile, more mischief arose when telecommunications lines were vandalized, causin' disruptions across several departments, including the Olympic shores. The government condemned these cowardly acts with righteous fury. And so, the tale of sabotage and chaos unfolds as the world watches for the Olympics to commence—let the games begin, ye landlubbers!

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