"Arrr! A mighty tempest brews as D.E.I. lingo be tossed overboard in the sciences, by thunder!"
2025-02-09
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump be changin' the tides of science, takin' the winds from the sails of research! Even landlubbers outside the government be feelin' the storm, say the savvy swabs! Avast, what be next? A treasure map to knowledge locked in a chest? Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a right peculiar order issued by the captain of the landlubbers, President Trump. This here decree be settin' sail on a grand adventure, stirrin' the waters of scientific exploration like a tempest in a teapot!