The scurvy knave London Police hired be a woman-slayer, says inquiry. Walk the plank, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
2024-02-29
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that the scoundrel who dispatched Sarah Everard in 2021, a tale that rattled Britain to its very core, should have been kept from the ranks of the force due to his shady past. A long-awaited report has spilled the beans! Arrr!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up and hear me tell ye a tale of treachery and deceit. There be troubling news about the scoundrel who took the life of Sarah Everard in 2021, a case that sent shockwaves through the land o' Britain. The report finally released be sayin' that this villainous dog should never have been allowed to join the force.It be a travesty, me mateys, that such a scallywag was able to slip through the cracks and wear the badge of a lawman. If only they had known of his dark past, perhaps this tragedy could have been avoided.
But fear not, me hearties, for justice will be served. The seas may be rough, but we pirates always find a way to right the wrongs of this world. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers - always be wary of those who wear a mask of righteousness, for ye never know what secrets they may be hiding beneath.