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Arrr, a decade since Obama’s Cuba charm, now we be drownin’ in despair instead o' hope, matey!

2024-12-27

Arrr, it be a whole ten years since the U.S. and Cuba shook hands like scallywags! Many thought the island would bloom like a treasure chest, but lo and behold, Cuba be in a right pickle, worse than a shipwreck since Captain Castro claimed the crown!

Ahoy mateys! A decade past the grand occasion when the United States and the isle of Cuba did shake hands and mend their frayed relations, many a scallywag thought the winds o’ change would blow a bonnie transformation upon that tropical treasure. Yet, lo and behold, what befallin' the Cuban shores? A right disastrous pickle, I say!

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