The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump be like a scurvy dog, makin' mates doubt each other and sendin' allies sailin' off into the sunset!

2025-03-31

Arrr, matey! Trust be a fragile treasure, hard to hoist and easy to scuttle! America and her salty allies be trapped in a whirlpool o’ suspicion, like a ship in a storm—one wrong turn and down she goes, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of trust, or the lack thereof, across the seven seas of diplomacy! Aye, it be a slippery beast, that trust, as hard to forge as a gold doubloon, yet as easy to shatter as a ship's hull on a rocky shore!

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