Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Robert Fico be gettin' shot in Slovakia. What be the tale, ye ask?
2024-05-16
Avast! Prime Minister Robert Fico hath been ambushed by scallywags and struck five times! The surgeon hath worked his magic but the scallywags still be on the loose. Arrr, serious be his condition, say the officials.
Avast ye, it be a dark day for our leader! Who be the cowardly dog that dared to take aim at our dear Prime Minister? Be there a band of mutinous pirates on the loose, or be this the treacherous work of a lone wolf?
Methinks we need to be keepin' a sharp lookout on the horizon for any signs of trouble. We can't be lettin' some scurvy dog take down our captain without a fight! So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me hearties!