“Arrr! Bloke in India wakes from his slumber just 'fore bein’ toast on the fiery deck! What a jolly surprise!”
2024-11-23
Arrr, matey! A scallywag of 25, thought to be fish food in India, sprang back to life just as the flames were lickin’ at his heels! 'Twas a close shave, but now he can tell the tale of how he cheated Davy Jones!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a tale of the curious case of Rohitash Kumar, a lad of twenty-five summers, who be declared as dead as Davy Jones' locker! Aye, he was set to be tossed into the flames o' a cremation in the far-off land o' India when, lo and behold, the wretch be still breathin'!This fine young sailor, deaf and mute, had a tussle with an epileptic fit, and whilst the medics be givin' him the old CPR, they thought he had flatlined faster than a ship in a storm! But nay! At the funeral pyre, as the flames danced, witnesses be shoutin' in shock, "He be alive!" Talk about raisin' the dead, eh?
Upon discoverin' the blunder, his family whisked him back to the hospital, but alas, the poor lad met his end the very next mornin'. Three doc's who claimed him as dead be takin' a tumble from grace and face the wrath of their medical misdeeds!
Ramavtar Meena, a bigwig in the region, called it “serious negligence.” Aye, a committee be formed, ready to investigate this farcical folly! So here be a lesson, me hearties: Always check fer a pulse before sendin' a soul off to their fiery fate! Arrr!