"Arrr! Survivors be sayin’ they heard thunderous booms 'fore the flying beast took a dive! Putin be chattin’ too!"
2024-12-28
Arrr, matey! The scallywags who lived to tell the tale of that wretched Azerbaijan Airlines bird, crashin' on Christmas morn, be sayin' they heard a thunderous bang, like a cannon blast, before the hull went down! Aye, not the jolly holiday they be hopin' fer!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer a tale of woe and mischief on a fateful Christmas Day! Aye, the crew of the ill-fated Azerbaijan Airlines vessel J2-8243 did hear a mighty bang, like a cannon blast, ‘fore their ship plummeted in a fiery ball o’ despair near Aktau, Kazakhstan. Rumors be swirling that a Russian anti-aircraft missile might’ve had a hand in this tragic affair, and even ol' Vlad Putin offered an apology, though he be dodging blame like a scallywag in a storm.With at least 38 souls lost to the depths and 29 survivors left to tell the tale, it’s a right frightful scene! Survivors be swearing they felt the ship sway like a drunken sailor ‘fore the darkness consumed them. One brave soul, Subhonkul Rakhimov, claimed the craft be damaged, while another, Vafa Shabanova, spoke of two thunderous explosions above the clouds. Aye, the crew did their best to tend to the wounded, but fate had other plans as the pilots met their doom.
Soon enough, experts were sniffing about, suspecting the dastardly deeds of Russian air defenses, with whispers of missiles flying where they ought not! The inquiry be still as murky as the deepest sea, but Baku be expectin' the Russians to fess up! Ahoy, keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a tale still unfolding on the high seas of international intrigue!