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Julian Assange's wench appears at London trial, as judge ponders if he'll be sent to Davy Jones's locker. Arrr!

2024-05-20

Arr, me hearties! Stella Assange, wench of Julian Assange, did parley with supporters afore Julian's reckonin' that might send him to the Americas or grant him yet another shot at plead. Aye, let's hope he can steer clear of Davy Jones' locker!

Arr matey! Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks, be in a real bind as he faced a hearing in the High Court in London. The outcome could see him sent off to the U.S. to face charges of espionage, or it might give him another chance to plead his case.The judges be pondering over assurances from U.S. officials that Assange's rights won't be trampled upon if he's extradited for trial. His wife, Stella Assange, be ready to seek help from the European Court of Human Rights if the ruling goes against her beloved Buccaneer.Labour MP Jeremy Corbyn be rallying the crew of Assange supporters, warnin' that the outcome of this battle could have far-reaching consequences for journalists worldwide.The U.S. be swearin' that Assange will be treated fairly, but his crew be claimin' the assurances ain't worth a single piece of eight.If Assange be defeated, he could be facin' a long stretch in the brig, but there be a glimmer of hope if President Joe Biden decides to intervene and grant him clemency.Whether Assange takes his last walk to the gallows or sails off into the sunset as a free man, only time will tell in this swashbucklin' saga of modern-day piracy.

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