Arrr! Trump be sayin' if them hostages ain't back by inauguration, all hell'll unleash like a scallywag's fury!
2025-01-07
Arrr, President Trump be makin' a ruckus, sayin' if them hostages in Gaza ain't freed by the time he takes the helm, 'tis gonna be a right storm! But what be his plan? Not a whisper from that scallywag! Aye, 'tis a mystery fit for the high seas!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the president-elect, a scallywag named Trump, who be throwin’ down the gauntlet over them poor souls still held hostage in Gaza. He’s swearin' that if they be not freed by the time he takes the helm on January 20, “all hell will break out!” Aye, ye heard right, he be usin’ words as fierce as a tempest at sea!Now, these hostages number near 96, with only 50 breathin’ by the grace of the seas, includin’ three brave Americans. The Trumpster ain't spillin' the beans on what this “all hell” would entail—perhaps cannon fire, or a ragin’ kraken! But he be standin' firm, speakin’ alongside his matey, Witkoff, who be negotiatin’ with the likes of Hamas and other sea-farin’ nations.
Witkoff, set to sail to the Middle East, holds a glimmer of hope amidst the gloom. He claims there be progress in the negotiations, but alas, the clock be tickin’. If the captives ain’t back in the fold before the celebrations begin, ye can expect a storm of fury! So, let us raise a tankard to the hope of peace, lest we find ourselves in the thick of a ruckus like a pirate ship in a whirlpool!