Arrr! The scallywags from Kataib Hezbollah be messin' with the wrong crew! The Yanks be fightin' back, ye scurvy dogs!
2023-12-25
Arr, hear ye, ye scurvy dogs! The mighty Secretary of Defense, Lloyd J. Austin, hath declared that three valiant souls from the U.S. be injured by those rascally Kataib Hezbollah villains in a fearsome encounter on Monday, with one poor soul on the brink of Davy Jones' locker!
Three U.S. service members were injured in Iraq on Christmas Day when those scurvy dogs, the Kataib Hezbollah terrorists, decided to attack the Erbil Air Base. Aye, 'twas a dastardly act indeed! Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin himself made the announcement, late one night, mind you, that the American forces had to take matters into their own hands. They conducted some necessary and proportionate strikes on three facilities used by these rascally pirates and their affiliated groups.Austin made it clear that these precision strikes were not made in jest. No, no! They were a response to a series of attacks against our very own U.S. personnel in Iraq and Syria by those pesky Iranian-sponsored militias. And I'll tell ye, one of their attacks was on the very Erbil Air Base itself, earlier on the same day! The audacity! The strikes were intended to disrupt and degrade the capabilities of these Iran-aligned militia groups, who be directly responsible for their misdeeds.
The statement from Austin also revealed that the attack on Christmas Day had left three of our brave service members injured, with one poor soul in critical condition. May the heavens watch over them! Austin ended his statement by sharing his prayers for the injured Americans, and rightly so.
Ah, but ye should be warned, me hearties! This be a developing story, so keep yer eyes peeled for more updates, lest ye be caught unawares!