The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Who be this scallywag Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative captain seekin’ to hoist his flag as Canada’s chief?"

2025-01-09

Arrr, matey! Pierre Poilievre, the captain of the Conservative ship, be sailin' high in the polls, as landlubbers be settin' their sights on the next grand election voyage! Avast, it seems he’s got the wind in his sails!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of Pierre Poilievre, the daring captain of the Conservative ship! Aye, this scallywag be sailin' the seas of political waters with a mighty lead in the polls, like a ship cuttin' through the waves on a fine mornin'! The good folk of Canada be settin' their sights on the next general election, and it seems they be leanin' heavily towards ol' Pierre, the swashbuckler of the ballot box.

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