The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Israel’s braced for a squall as diplomats swab the decks for peace 'n end the ruckus!"

2024-08-12

Arrr, the landlubbers from the U.S. and those Arab negotiators be cookin' up a grand “last call” for a truce in Gaza, while Israel be sittin' tight, awaitin' word on the swashbucklin' end of two rascally militant scallywags! Aye, what a merry jest this be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the far-off lands where the sands be red and tempers run hot! The U.S. scallywags and their Arab mates be preparin' a grand proposal, a “final” accord if ye will, to bring peace to the ruckus in Gaza. Aye, they be hopin’ to put down the cutlasses and raise the white flag, but the winds be blowin' turbulent!

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