The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Five scribblers met Davy Jones in Gaza’s stormy seas, claim the landlubber officials!"

2024-12-26

Arrr, the Israeli sea dogs be claimin’ they blasted a vessel packed with scallywags up to no good in the Nuseirat waters of Gaza! Aye, ’tis a right jolly good tale of cannon fire and mischief on the high seas of landlubber antics!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the fiery heart of Gaza! The Israeli sea dogs, with their cannons primed, have set their sights upon a wicked contraption, a vessel of mischief, if ye will. They be claimin' to have spotted a rogue band of scallywags, a so-called "terrorist cell," hidin' in a chariot in the Nuseirat waters!

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