Arrr! That scallywag says the US should guard the Christian mates in Syria 'gainst those pesky jihadi ruffians!
2025-03-11
Arrr! A wise sea captain of the faith be demandin’ that the good ol' U.S. not tip its hat to the new Syrian scallywags! They be spillin’ the blood of good folk, like Christians and Alawites, ‘neath the jolly roger of them radical knaves! A right mess, I tell ye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of Syria, where a blaggard named Ahmed al-Sharaa, once a scallywag of al Qaeda, now sits as Interim President, failin' mightily to shield over a thousand souls from a massacre! Aye, this tale be no fairy tale; it’s a reminder that even the mightiest captains can steer their ships to wreck.Al-Sharaa and his band of miscreants, Hayat Tahrir al-Sham, beakin’ down the former ruler, Bashar Assad, but alas, their governance be as sturdy as a ship made of cheese! Christians and other poor souls be left to fend for themselves while the good Rev. Johnnie Moore raises the alarm, claimin’ this new crew can't guard the innocent. "These rascals be no better than a ship of fools," he declares!
Contrary to promises of justice, the bloodshed continued, and al-Sharaa's threats be as empty as a treasure chest after a pirate raid. And lo! The European nations seem to reward this band of brigands instead of chastisin’ 'em. Moore be callin’ for stricter measures, demandin’ the U.S. send a message louder than a cannon's roar: "No more gold until ye prove ye can protect all souls, especially the Christians!"
Alas, the Christian kinfolk in Syria have dwindled from 1.5 million to a mere 300,000. A right sorrowful fate for a land once rich with their presence. So, raise a toast to those brave souls still standin' amidst the storm, for the seas be ever perilous and the horizon uncertain!