Arrr! Netanyahu be gatherin' the crew fer a parley 'fore Trump’s timer runs out, savvy?
2025-02-15
Arrr, matey! At the stroke of noon, the cunning Netanyahu be gatherin' his crew to plot against them scallywags of Hamas! ‘Tis the day Captain Trump be givin' 'em a right ultimatum to free the poor souls they’ve taken. Avast, let the games begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! Israeli Captain Benjamin Netanyahu be holdin' a parley at the stroke of noon this Saturday, right on the dot of President Trump's deadline for the scallywags of Hamas to surrender their hostages. Aye, the word be that Israel be preppin’ for the storm that lies ahead—full sails and all!Just earlier, those rascally Hamas buccaneers released three hostages, includin' an American lad, Sagui Dekel-Chen. But hold yer rum! Their release was nearly thrown overboard thanks to some alleged mischief by the Israel crew. Trump, in his grand captain's chair, be bellowin’ that if the hostages ain't returned by noon, the ceasefire should be tossed to the sharks, lettin' chaos reign!
Now, when Trump shouted his orders, it was a murky fog whether it be Eastern Time or Israeli Time, but the smart sailors in Israel took it as noon Eastern—7 p.m. for them! Meanwhile, Hamas be givin’ up three more lads from the Kibbutz Nir Oz, lookin' like they be starvin’ on a deserted isle!
So, as the tides turn, the U.S. be standin' by Israel’s side for whatever course they decide to plot. Batten down the hatches, mateys; it's gonna be a wild ride on this political sea!