The Booty Report

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Avast! Bones found in Manitoba’s dump be the work of a scallywag serial killer, yarr!

2025-03-08

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be arguin' 'bout searchin' a heap o' trash near Winnipeg, ‘cause all the lost maidens be from the Indigenous crew! Aye, politics be a tempestuous sea, especially when it be about the fair lasses of the land! What say ye, me hearties?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious quest that brewed in the land of snow and ice, Winnipeg, where the winds be howlin' and the politics be as tangled as a sailor's knot! Aye, the call went out to search a landfill, but not just for treasure—nay, this be a search for the lost souls of Indigenous lassies who’ve met a most unfortunate fate.

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